i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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