No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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