Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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