you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
