I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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