I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
