ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
