Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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