Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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