okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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