:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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