I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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