..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Randomize
