...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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