my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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