Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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