Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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