so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Alive.
So much puke
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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