So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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