they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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