idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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