I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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