these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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