So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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