8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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