I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
