That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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