was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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