You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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