I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He kissed a someone with a penis
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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