I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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