A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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