I wannas sexs uuuuu
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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