He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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