No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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