Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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