i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She's like a pop up book from hell.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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