the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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