That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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