Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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