Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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