all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
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its like you know when i get waxed
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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