: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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