Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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