Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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