Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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