But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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