ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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