god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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