8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
He felt like a one man threesome
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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